Welcome to the Annual Darwin* Safety Awards.

We are Proud to announce the 2003 Winners of the 
Darwin Industrial Safety Awards!

Note: It is strongly recommended that you congratulate the winners as soon as possible,  since their work habits can (and probably will) result in their un-timely demise.

And Now.... The Winners:

Click Here to view the 3rd Runner-up

*The Darwin Awards honor those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.  The honor is usually bestowed posthumously, but these shining examples of total disregard for basic safety concepts deserve our acknowledgement.